- THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, ‘YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?’
- THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, ‘WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST OF YOU WILL HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES.’
- PALM SUNDAY
- IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES.THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR ‘PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS’ HEAD AS HE WALKED BY…….
- ‘WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT,’ THE BOY FUMED, ‘THE ONE SUNDAY I DON’T GO, HE SHOWS UP
